The Art of Killing Cockroaches
A few tips for today. If you have to kill something disgusting (giant centipede, cockroach, spider,) just snap and do it. I’ll be the first one to admit, I f*cking hate cockroaches. I step around them if they are on my patio, or even on my front stairs, but mother f*cker, you enter my domain and you will be crushed. I don’t like doing it, but I’ve found that if I just decide to and do it as quick as possible, it makes the whole process a lot easier. Draw up a little attack plan in your head, then BAM, and a little clean-up, and it’s as if he never even existed.
What would you rather do, smash his ass all over the floor now, or ignore him and pray he doesn’t come crawl on your leg as you’re lounging in front of the tv? That’s right. Carpe diem, kill that shit while you have the chance.
Violence is not the best way
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March 21st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
why not show it a little love instead
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March 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Goodness gracious great bugs of fire!
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March 21st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Hahahaha, kill the bastard
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March 21st, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I squish the bastards then put the dead twitching carcasses on toothpicks, then stand them up in the carpet for all the other creepy little bugs to see.
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
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March 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
LOL
“I squish the bastards then put the dead twitching carcasses on toothpicks, then stand them up in the carpet for all the other creepy little bugs to see.”
That’s nice, go medieval on their ass! After that we can build a little catapult and launch their dead bodies back into the yard! Nothing says “Stay outa my castle!” quite like going way old school on them!
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March 22nd, 2008 at 4:36 am
Raid.
Kills bugs dead.
And no gross crap on your feet either.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 4:37 am
I am SO afraid of roaches. I make my husband kill everything. If I have to kill one myself, I just drop the phonebook on them.
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March 24th, 2008 at 8:53 am
i hate roaches. i even hate it when they fly. they scare the hell out of me. i’m always ready with my bug swatter and mosquito killer. i say…kill ‘em all.
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March 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
One whack with my trusty pair of flip flops and the roach is dead… You have to make sure they pop though, else they might just be stunned and raise their ugly head again after half an hour.
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm