The wait is over, I finally found a place that sells mankinis! Very nice!
Halloween costume for me this year? You bet 
How much would you guys have to be paid to wear this to the beach, I’m seriously curious. I’d probably do it for a grand. If you want to start a fund, I’ll document it and post it here, just let me know 
Found over at firebox.com
Hello there, from The Hawaiian Life.com. Feel free to browse around the site for some more funny pics and posts, or check me out on Twitter. Thanks for visiting!
-Jeremy
Dear Boss, Please pay me like this:
Base: $7.50 per hour
Then add to that:
.25c every time I have to answer any question of any kind.
$1 every time I have to answer the phone.
$1 every time I have to recommend a restaurant that doesn’t suck.
$2 every time I check a guest in or out.
$3 ever time someone asks me a retarded question, such as ” ‘So where are the elevators?’ ‘Uh, 10 feet behind you sir.’ ”
$3 every time I have to haul bags up to the room that are so heavy the plane on the way over was flying tilted to the side.
$5 every time someone complains about how long their flight was. IT’S HAWAII, EVERYONES flight is long, don’t you realize I hear this same drivel a thousand times every single day? Stop whining!
$10 every time any woman over 50 years old flirts with me.
$10 every time any woman over 200 pounds flirts with me.
$15 every time someone who speaks HORRIBLE english insists on trying to get their point across even thought they know damn well I don’t speak German / Japanese / Norwegian / or Slovenian. And yes, I have seen every one of these.
$25 every time a customer yells at me for absolutely nothing.
$50 every time a coworker yells at me for absolutely nothing.
$75 every time a man of any age or weight flirts with me.
$99 every time my manager even asks me to plunge a toilet.
$300 every time a child barfs in the lobby.
$10,000 every time someone takes a shit in the elevator.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Jeremy G.
